1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
3. "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman."
4. "I used to be a terrible cook, but I pasta-fied my insecurities."
5. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
6. "I took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster. If anything, it just made it more sluggish."
7. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
8. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
9. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
10. "I got a job in a bakery because I kneaded dough."
11. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
12. "My wife is on a tropical fruit diet. The house is full of prunes, grapes, and bananas. It's enough to make a mango crazy."
13. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
14. "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
15. "I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet."
16. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
17. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
18. "I bought a ceiling fan and it didn't work. I guess it's time to throw in the towel."
19. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
20. "Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
21. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
22. "I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you guys didn't like it."
23. "I used to be an archaeologist, but my career is in ruins."
24. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"
25. "I was going to tell a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy."
经典英语句子26. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
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