我心目中的理想男友什么样(中英文对照)
"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or
girl who is seeking for his/her partner. "你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻伴侣的时候提出的问题。
When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to
lower your standards a bit and a bit and I came across this joke today. It's absolutely
hilarious yet brutally true.
当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高，但是随着年纪的增长，不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。今天偶然看到一个笑话，虽然是玩笑但非常真实。
What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22):
我理想的男友标准-原版(22岁时)
1. Handsome.英俊
2. Charming 有魅力
3. Financially successful 有经济实力
4. A caring listener 善于倾听
5. Witty 机智
6. In good shape 良好的外形
7. Dresses with style 衣着有品位
8. Appreciates finer things 欣赏美好的事物
9. Full of thoughtful surprises 充满惊喜
10. An imaginative, romantic lover. 富有想象力的浪漫情人
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32):
我理想的男友标准-修订版(32岁时)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)五官端正(有头发者优先)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs上车帮我开车门，入座帮我拉椅子
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
4. Listens more than talks少说多听
5. Laughs at my jokes我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease逛街的时候帮我拎包
7. Owns at least one tie至少有一条领带
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 记得我的生日和各个纪念日
10. Seeks romance at least once a week一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42): 我理想的男友标准-修订版(42岁时)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)不太丑(谢顶也可)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car我上车后才开车
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
4. Nods head when I'm talking我说话的时候点头
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes通常记得笑话中的妙语
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture有足够的力气搬家具
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach没有啤酒肚
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids不买带螺旋盖的香槟
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down记得放下马桶座圈
10. Shaves most weekends.大多数周末会刮胡子
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52): 我理想的男友标准-修订版(52岁时) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
3. Doesn't borrow money too often向别人借钱不要太频繁
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times不要多次重复讲同一个笑话 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends周末不要一直赖在床上 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear常换内衣裤，袜子要成对 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner欣赏电视晚餐
9. Remembers my name on occasion必要时记得我的名字
10. Shaves some weekends. 有时周末会刮胡子
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62): 我理想的男友标准-修订版(62岁时) 1. Doesn't scare small children不要吓唬小孩子
2. Remembers where bathroom is记得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep不需要太多钱生活
4. Only snores lightly when asleep睡着的时候鼾声较小
5. Remembers why he's laughing记得自己为何大笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself行动自如
7. Usually wears clothes通常穿着衣服
8. Likes soft foods喜欢软的食物
9. Remembers where he left his teeth记得把自己的假牙放哪了 10. Remembers that it's the weekend. 记得哪天是周末
What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72): 我理想的男友标准-修订版(72岁时) 1. Breathing 活的
2. Doesn't miss the toilet得到卫生间
appreciates
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