Flirting Scholar （唐伯虎点秋香）
Act 1
地点：A river side, on the street
一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.
（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）
一女子：Go and have a look,
祝枝山：We come here for a tour.
That’s why the girls are that crazy.
文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?
祝：Very good idea! Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.
周文斌：l am the best in this field.
'There are many geese under the mountain.'
文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'
祝：'Let's roast a goose.'
唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人：Good, very good. Very good!
（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）
祝：There is something attractive.
See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.
Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.
To let us learn from you!
唐：
周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?
唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.
三人：Go.
唐：Miss.
如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）
三人：Go, go...
唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?
如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.
唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.
ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.
如花：So what?l don't know you.
l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.
唐：How about paying you 1 tael?
如花：1 tael? Who do you think ?
Make it ten.
唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?
如花：Right, l am robber.
Give me all your money.
（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）
三人：What's wrong? （赶到桥上）What’s the matter?
文征明：No need to punch her like that?
唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!
三人：Ladyboy?
祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）
文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!
（华夫人带众人去拜神）
秋香：Look, so many people!
石榴：Yes, it's crowded.
华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,
四大才子：Heave yourselves.
What's going on?
某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?
文斌,征明：Look! That way.
三人：Qiu-xiang.
（秋香回首一笑）
worshipping唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.
周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
Look once more.
三人：Pretty woman!
（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）
唐：er…she may not my type.
Act 2
地点：West Gate of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，祝枝山
道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两
旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。
祝：brother tang , we love Qiuxiang at the first sight, except you .
唐：嗯哼？
祝：for the sake of we having the same opportunity，we appoint you as a spy to enter Hua’s house bringing some information about Qiuxiang.In return, we will arrange you a appointment with someone you like.
唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
（石榴和秋香出门）
石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.
唐：l don't want, too.
Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的
buy me please.
秋香：He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?
石榴：because of you buying so many makeup yesterday ,we have little money left.
唐：l am miserable .
秋香：show me how you are miserable.may be I should cut down the budget of food.
唐：Well, l...
See how dirty are my fingernails?
lt's miserable, right?
（小狗突然死去）
Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
But l have never given yousufficient [sə'fiSənt] 足够的；充分的 food.
l am damn [dæm]可恶的 sorry.
石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang,he is miserable.let’s buy him.
唐：Really?
石榴：Yes.
秋香：Come early tomorrow morning.
唐：Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.
（秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑）
Act 3
地点：The backyard of Hua’s house, The street market
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，华夫人， 仆人
X:Huaan,can you come with me to the street?I have something to buy ,but go too lonely.
T:It’s my pleasure.But I’m busy,I have lots of things to do.so………..
X:These things are not necessary.I would help you to finished.So,you can go out relievedly.
T:（奸笑）Oh,you are so nice.
X:（害羞的笑）。
(In the street)
X:wow,It’s so beautiful.This and this are all my favorite.
T:(不耐烦)Year,year.
X:er,Huaan can I ask you a question?
T:Yes.
X:What kind of gril do you like?
Y:This questing is so esoteric(深奥)，let me think.
仆人1.2：Madam hua,they are there.
华夫人：Heng,Huaan,How dare you!Catch him up.
X:Madam hua!Spare ,sl.help me.
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